I just finished my 214th and was about to take a bite of the next one when I saw this post. Thank you so much!!!
Carrots are evil.
If you eat 215 carrots, you die.
I rest my case.
(Source: https://digg.com/2014/ingestion-infographic)
Happy to helpI just finished my 214th and was about to take a bite of the next one when I saw this post. Thank you so much!!!
Ah, crap. What am I gonna do with all these extra carrots now?!Happy to help
Just be aware that it is cumulative over a lifetime, so you can never eat another carrot again.
Hmm. You could sell them on the black carrot market?Ah, crap. What am I gonna do with all these extra carrots now?!
Great idea. Will definitely look into it.Hmm. You could sell them on the black carrot market?
Just a quick update on this: I'm rich now.Hmm. You could sell them on the black carrot market?
That's great, I'm so pleased for you.Just a quick update on this: I'm rich now.
To be fair, you saved my life too. Message sent.That's great, I'm so pleased for you.
Please message me re: my very reasonable consultancy fee.
Ah yes, I'd completely forgotten about that.To be fair, you saved my life too. Message sent.