Recent content by TheMatMonkey

Finally just got my hands on Red Dead Redemption 2! I’m a cheap bastard so had to wait until my friends were done with it so I could get a loan of it.

I’m a bouncer at a live music bar. I absolutely loathe the job... i’ve spent 7 years around drunk, drugged up arseholes and it’s all just hit me at once! I’m currently putting the feelers out on some corporate security positions. Sitting behind a nice desk, in a heated room with internet...

Have you ever seen the movie Coneheads? I’m guessing there’s a few that look like they’ve walked straight off that set.