Okay I watched this version of the credits:
It's timed a bit differently and I'm too lazy to find the new timing. BUT CHECK THIS OUT! At 18:06, second row near the bottom. Somebody is proposing through Shenmue III! Now, I find that a bit bizarre and I wonder if he really waited this long to propose, but there it is!
Christ, can you imagine the scenario?
Dude: "Hey, I know you think video games are for babies, and you would much rather I gave all my attention to you instead, but you're gonna love this."
Yvonne: "
*sigh* What is it?"
Dude: "It's a surprise."
Yvonne: "Do I have to?"
Dude: "Yeah, yeah - I promise you, you're gonna love it!"
Yvonne: "
*sigh* Alright, fine."
Dude: "Okay, just gimme a second to set this up."
Yvonne: "Is this gonna take long? Can we not just watch a movie or something?"
Dude: "No, no - trust me, you will freak out when you see it! Just gimme a sec here...
Yvonne: "Why are we watching the credits?"
Dude: "You'll see. Just-- I promise, just wait."
Yvonne: "Is this gonna be something stupid like your name in the credits?"
Dude: "No, no, no - it's not that. Just wait. Please"
Yvonne: "I'm not sitting through all the credits just to see whatever it is you want me to see. Just tell me what it is or fast forward to it so we can get this over with."
Dude: "Please, just... please. You're gonna love it."
Yvonne: "You keep saying I'm gonna love it, but I really don't care at this point. You know how I feel about your video games, so what is even the point in this? Just so I can see your name in the credits? Ohhhh, big whoop."
Dude: "Okay, I'll fast forward to a couple of minutes before it."
Yvonne: "You know what? I'm done. You obviously care more about yourself and your stupid video games that you do about me."
Dude: "Oh, come on; don't be like that. Fine, I'll go to th--
Yvonne: "I don't even wanna hear it. I'm done with you. Seven months was all it took for your true self to come out. I should have known, but stupid little me stuck it out because I thought we had something special."
Dude: "But we do! We do have something special! That's what I'm doing right now; this is all for you!"
Yvonne: "I can't do this any more. I'm going over to Christie's and I don't wanna hear from you ever again."
Dude: "Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Please don't be like that, babe. I--"
Yvonne: "STOP CALLING ME BABE! I'M NOT YOUR 'BABE'! We're over. Goodbye."
Dude: "BUT, YVONNE, I'M YOUR R! YVOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!"
If you're reading this, Mr "Your R," tell Yvonne to PM me. I'll make sure she gets a ring on her finger, and it ain't gonna be made of precious metal and diamonds, that's for sure.