I am a strict monarchist because I am, in fact, a monarch. Therefore, it is my duty to forgo voting and instead appoint all victors immediately.
As per the rules of this cute rebellion, under no circumstances can my royal appointments be counted as votes. Rather, they stand as the actual winners no matter the results of any so-called election that may yet be carried out illegally in early 2020 by those who would dare flout my authority.
In this year of our common era, all two-thousand and nineteen of them, I declare --
Perpetual Member of the Year
Peter
Prime Ministers
Riku Rose and Henry Spencer
Worst Member
That dude whose name escapes us all.
Funniest Member
Mittz
Coolest Members
ys. and Sonikku
Chief Military Strategist
Truck_1_0_1_
Buzz Killington
Our Eeyore. No need to embarrass by naming names.
Biggest Punchbag
This is the Dojo's Age of Enlightenment. Shenmue III is ours. We have transcended trollery. Obsolete category.
Biggest Bully
^
Court Scholar
Nathanial Essex
Game of the Year
Shenmue III
Now go forth and play Shenmue III.