What Would You Do If Shenmue IV Released On...

the_phoenix_mirror

10 years early.
Joined
Feb 26, 2021
Location
The good ol' US of A
Favourite title
Shenmue II
Currently playing
Daytona USA Iraq version
Xbox series x only, no digital version, it only runs at 30fps with lag spikes, everytime you open the box the disc tries to kill you, still has that awful stamina drain, no throw moves, No mini games, Fuku-san is the Chi You Men leader, Ryo dies to Lan Di, The game lasts 6 hours, you beat the game and you can't replay it you have to buy another copy to play the story again, you have to grind for money to continue story, no Ziming, doesn't have the Reo Hazuky's gun cheat that was in 2, a crappy box art, and worst of all... no capsule toys.

Would you buy this game?
 
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Xbox series x only, no digital version, it only runs at 30fps with lag spikes, everytime you open the box the disc tries to kill you, still has that awful stamina drain, no throw moves, No mini games, Fuku-san is the Chi You Men leader, Ryo dies to Lan Di, The game lasts 6 hours, you beat the game and you can't replay it you have to buy another copy to play the story again, you have to grind for money to continue story, no Ziming, doesn't have the Reo Hazuky's gun cheat that was in 2, a crappy box art, and worst of all... no capsule toys.

Would you buy this game?
No capsule toys? Unacceptable.
 
Xbox series x only, no digital version, it only runs at 30fps with lag spikes, everytime you open the box the disc tries to kill you, still has that awful stamina drain, no throw moves, No mini games, Fuku-san is the Chi You Men leader, Ryo dies to Lan Di, The game lasts 6 hours, you beat the game and you can't replay it you have to buy another copy to play the story again, you have to grind for money to continue story, no Ziming, doesn't have the Reo Hazuky's gun cheat that was in 2, a crappy box art, and worst of all... no capsule toys.

Would you buy this game?
... are you... reading my diary? That's my dream.
 
I've always imagined a Shenmue world but with modern technology. It would probably end once Chai finds out about the mirror because in this day and age he'll probably just run straight to Facebook to blab about the mirrors. On Chai's post it will say 'Lan Di likes this' and it will jump straight to the bad ending.

Or Ryo will just pull out his laptop on day 1 of his dad's death and google search Lan Di and be able to pinpoint his location, with the same outcome happening as above.
 
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