The truth is that a number of us have been working on destroying Shenmue for almost 20 years now.
I got the game for Christmas years ago and was bored, the game didn’t have guns like GTA so what was even the point in playing it?
I was so angry I got this game instead of GTA 3 that I swore I would destroy Shenmue and ruin it for the people who love it. I started by finding people like me who like cool games and we started to grow in numbers, we had MSN group chats to start where we would plan how we could destroy Shenmue and make sure it never succeeds.
We knew the the Xbox would be more aimed at Western gamers so our plan was to make Shenmue 2 an Xbox exclusive when SEGA started offering out their IP. We was able to get one of our people a job high up at Microsoft by making a fake CV for one of our moles and making websites for a huge fake business he worked at (early internet so was easier to lie) high up. He convinced Peter Moore to get Shenmue 2 and it was a failure. Job Done!
We enjoyed many years of great games like Call of Duty and FIFA without boring stuff like Shenmue, even Yakuza was better because it had blood. But then, E3 2015.
Luckily in this time our network had grown massively, we controlled the the gaming media. We set in place a smear campaign to destroy Shenmue for not being cool! Anything we could use we blew up into a huge story and made fun of so much it became a meme.
The general public are sheep and we knew it would be easy to control them. None of them can think for themselves so we had to tell them everything they saw about the game they didn’t like, they couldn’t come to this conclusion themselves.
I have to admit we was worried at times. When it was selling well at Amazon I made some calls to make sure there would be some stock issues so they could not sell the game for a period of time. I forced the CEO of Best Buy to discount the game before launch to make it look bad as I have material that could ruin his life.
Now most people look at the game and see weird voice acting with awful writing and gameplay issues that was solved by other games 15 years ago and think that’s why the game has got shit from everyone. The public aren’t as smart as you to know what we’ve been doing this in the shadows and will continue to do so until Shenmue is dead because it’s impossible for most people to just not like a weird game, there is clearly something afoot because how could anyone dislike it?